Remember when you could go to your local hamburger stand and get an incredible diner style burger for a few bucks... with a pile of fries, cooked how you want it, covered in cheese, lettuce, a slice, yes.. a slice of tomato, not a thin, see through fast food tomato slice... onions, relish, ketchup, mustard, mayo... you get the point. A real burger, covered in fresh real toppings, grilled to order... well those days are back... PASCOAG CAFE is proud to offer a SIX OUNCE ANGUS BURGER, GRILLED TO PERFECTION, TOPPED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF LETTUCE, TOMATO, CHEESE, ONIONS, RELISH, KETCHUP, MUSTARD... A GENEROUS SIDE OF SHOESTRING FRIES COOKED TO PERFECTION, AND A 12 OUNCE BUD OR BUD LIGHT DRAFT FOR ONLY $5.99. STOP BY AND TRY ONE... BEFORE WE COME TO OUR SENSES AND CHANGE THE PRICE. IF YOU DONT AGREE THIS IS THE BEST BURGER IN TOWN, ILL PERSONALLY GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE AND APOLOGIZE.

What else do we offer? As luck would have it, I have a list--

JUMBO BREADED CHICKEN TENDERS... 4 or 5 jumbo white meat tenders served with a side of fries, choice of hot sauce, blue cheese, ranch, honey mustard, or marinara dipping sauce. $5.99. Tenders without fries $4.00

PERDUE CHICKEN BREAST SANDWICH... white and rib meat patty fried to perfection, on a hamburger roll with cheese, lettuce, tomato, or mayo, with a side of fries for $3.99. Sandwhich Only, $2.50

CLASSIC HOT DOGS... Everyone's favorite... grilled perfectly, topped with ketchup, mustard, relish, onions... just a DOLLAR EACH. ADD CHILI, WHEN AVAILABLE FOR .25 CENTS PER DOG.

MOZZARELLA STICKS... EIGHT breaded, gorgeous pieces of cheese, just what every growing boy needs... fried perfectly, served with marinara sauce on the side for dipping... $5.00.

JALAPENO POPPERS... 8 Poppers stuffed with cream cheese, fried to perfection, with blue cheese dressing on the side, Rolaids or tums are extra... $5.00.

FRIED MUSHROOMS... How do you make mushrooms taste even better? Bread and deep fry 12 to 15 of them, serve them with hot sauce or marinara sauce for dipping... that's how. $5.00

GOLDEN ONION RING BASKET... great first date appetizer... a generous helping of golden fried onion rings piled high, dusted with salt and a hint of garlic salt... $3.00

SHOESTRING FRENCH FRIES... If you love fast food fries, you will love these... You will think we broke into McDonalds, found the recipe, took a picture on our cell phone, and copied them, but made them better... fried fresh to order, piled high.. SMALL ORDER $2.00 LARGE ORDER $3.00

WE ALSO OFFER $5.00 DRINK SPECIALS (16 OUNCES!!!) ALL DAY, EVERY DAY... INCLUDING CAPT AND COKE, SKYY AND ANY MIXER, JIM BEAM AND SODA, HOUSE MARGARITA, HOUSE BLOODY MARY... FOR JUST $5.00.

AND, FOR YOU BEER DRINKERS... $1.00 DRAFTS ALL DAY EVERY DAY ON NARAGANSETT, NATTY LIGHT, AND PABST... YOU CANT BEAT THAT DEAL WITH A STICK.

STOP BY AND SAY HELLO... HAVE A BEER, HAVE A BITE... WHAT HAPPENS IN PASCOAG, STAYS IN PASCOAG....